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Slam-A-Gram

I will Slam You Silly!

A singing telegram with an attitude!

Here is a Page from my Life Story- The Slam Years

Hi Everybody,

 I am not currently performing Slam-A-Grams or doing any stunt work at all. I had foot surgeries for the last two years and total foot-bone reconstruction. Some of the doctors believe that the impact of jumping & all the crazy stuff I have done in my life did contribute to the deterioration of the bone structure and nerves in my feet. I have neuropathy like a diabetic might have. But, I am not a diabetic, thank God.

Yuck, what a terrible story, huh? I just want you to know that I really had a good time for over 15 years doing Slam-A-Grams. I have the video tapes of all of my parties and the memories that warm my heart remembering all the crazy, wild, joy, and all the laughter that was once had. I still laugh and enjoy life. I am keeping busy running an adult web site. This is our future here at SLAM-U. We have some new wrestling products and I will be directing some new wrestling videos in 2000. We do the mixed  (male versus female) dominant style wrestling thing now. In thest tapes the woman throws the guys around then uses them as their love slave. Sound like fun? It is, if you are over the age of 18. Remember this is for adults. I do not wish to corrupt anyone not of age.

What is A Slam-A-Gram is a comedy wrestling telegram. A song, a Roast, A Knocker Locker, and then a toast.

I performed in offices and restaurants and private homes. First I appeared out of nowhere dressed quite decadently in my wrestling costume with a low cut animal print leotard and my leather wrestling boots on and leather skirt. I shocked my victim and would tell him he is about to experience "Love" wrestling in front of all his friends. Then I'd  perform a stand up comedy "this is your life" type roast on the guy, leaving him wondering where did I get all this funny personal information on him?

Then, I'd  turn on my music "Wild Thing" and start to dance the dance of an Amazon Warrioress on the hunt. It's totally hysterical and everyone in the room is crying tears of laughter to see a man, who might normally be in complete control, completely lose it. I demonstrate my favorite hold the famous "Knocker Locker" where I put the man's face between my 55DD's and watch him suffocate, and squirm, and then I grind his pelvis for while in a mild form of slam dancing and I belly bop him a few times. I am very careful not to break any bones.

At the end I would perform the Great finale', I would put my victim down on the ground (if he's physically capable, I do have mild forms of this show) & I would sit on his face and spank his bottom and ask any of the women present, such as the girl friend or the wife to help me. It was quite hilarious and unforgettable. We video taped every party and children could even watch my show. It is the funniest party entertainment in the world. We charged reasonable prices, depending on where we had to travel.

I found it very satisfying to perform a show that is demonstrating female strength in a publicly acceptable way and can be performed in almost any public arena. I would go to restaurants, homes, offices, you name it. Women are my biggest fans. Wives, mothers, and secretaries are my main customers. I have seen people massaging their jaws because they have been laughing so hard. This show was perfect for all occasions, I molded my show to fit the occasion, "mild to wild" . So if you have any birthdays, promotions, graduations, lay-offs, going away, etc. parties this is a perfect opportunity to see your Queen in action and you can earn Big Brownie points, redeemable later. I would bring 8x10 autographed pictures for all the guests and we'd take still pictures with the guests- usually using up a 24 exposure roll rather quickly, and this is yours also. Occasionally I would do bachelor parties, but they had to be tame parties. I became very selective with experience. I just wanted "Fun" people that did not get to carried away into alcohol or believe that the wrestling was "Real". Anyhow, so Sad this Era is at an end. But I have many pictures that I will be sharing with you on this subject matter. So someday you can see more how the parties went. Look at the page I designed showing a slam briefly. Luv & Body Slams- Queenie

E-mail me, for more information
queena@earthlink.net


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