GLOW Collection Volume 3 : $12. 1 hour and 45 minute DVD of wrestling and skits with 15 minutes of Gossip and Commentary by the one and only Matilda the Hun AKA Queen Kong. Each Tape starts out with the Glow Rap with all the girls in the wrestling ring rapping
“We’re the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling; We’re All Champions in the Ring. We come from the streets, We come from the cities, We come from the world where there is no pity. Slam Bam it’s a Wrestling Jam, Come on Ladies Give us a hand. There’s a Big Bad Battle in the Ring, We’re gonna' have fun, and do our own thing.
The referee on this tape is the one and only Frank D’Amato. He was the best ref the Glow show ever had. This is from the first Glow year.
Match1: “Spanish Red vs. Dallas” Spanish Red dominates Dallas with her own lasso. She ties her and throws her around the ring like a Mexican jumping bean. Spanish Red captures Dallas in a Boston Crab. Then Dallas turns the tables on her. Dallas Lassos Red, and pounds her for while, getting even with the Latin Bitch. Red gets the upper hand once again with the lasso rope around Dallas’s neck. Then Dallas knocks Red down, pinning her long enough to win the match. This is a good action match. These two vicious vixens have great fighting skills.
Match 2: Tag Team: “Hollywood & Vine Vs. Sally The Farmers Daughter & Olympia” Hollywood and Sally are first in the ring together. Hollywood captures Sally in a step over toe hold, and then Sally tags Olympia in the ring, because she knows she is in for trouble with the sneaky and very athletic Hollywood. Olympia the female body builder immediately lifts Hollywood, body slamming her hard, and then she whips her into the turnbuckle. It’s time for Vine to tag in; it seems Holly is in trouble. Vine instantly gets a sunset flip on Olympia. Then all four girls just have to jump in to clean house on the others. Holly & Vine seize the 2 good girls, and then they stretch them out with a double leg stretching split. You have to see this to understand it. Vine gets her elbow smash on Sally, Hollywood puts her handcuffs on Olympia and they pin Sally. Olympia is mad, and breaks out of the cuffs, but too late. The bad scheming Holly & Vine won the match.
There are cool skits by Ninotchka talking to her numbskull Vladimir. Spanish Red on her Kitchen, some gag me with a spoon Susie Spirit skits, and Drs. Fiel & Grope joke with Debbie Debutante
Match 3: (From Wounded Knee South Dakota) “Little Feather vs. Attaché” (the mean marine from Corpus Christi, Texas) Any time there is a match with Attaché you can bet the action is hot and athletic. She is one mean booger, and knows her moves like no other Glow girl, besides Matilda of course. Attaché always enters the ring by spitting fire and spit from her mean little lips.
Attaché drop kicks Little Feather right off. She capture the little Indian girl in a Bow & Arrow hold, then bites the overpowered Little Feather’s bare foot. Little Feather decides that is enough, then kicks Attaché out of the ring. From there, Attaché goes wild, kicking Little Feather in the face, applying the neck breaker hold, a back breaker hold. and a suplex. Little Feather survives long enough to get up and knock Attaché down, and then splashes her. Attaché reverses the pin, and pins Little Feather, winning the match.
There are skits from the one and only California Doll “Points to Ponder” silly & funny
Asking Ashley, the gorgeous sex bomb of a wrestler skits. There are the really stupid and hokey Beauty Salon jokes. There are some Tips from Tina. There is Letters Home by Sally the Farmers Daughter (the original Farmers Daughter). And there is a delicious skit by the Princess of Darkness and Jungle Woman.
Match 4: The Incredible “Fijian Strap Match” The main contenders are “Matilda the Hun with Holly & Vine, Vs. Mountain Fiji with Little Fiji & Ameriana” The two Giants in the ring have their second fighters to assist them on the outside of the ring. The 2 powerful Giantess Wrestling Women are tied together with a strap to their wrists. They must stay attached inside the ring. This is a fight to the death as usual with the Mighty Warrioresses Matilda & Fiji. Ref-Frank D’Amato.
Matilda starts off with a low blow to Fiji to distract her. Matilda Crotch Kicks Fiji and starts choking her. Fiji fights back with a return choke hold. Holly & Vine cannot contain themselves; they jump in to fight for Matilda. Pandemonium breaks out as Americana and Little Fiji join in to the fight to even things out. Little Fiji gets one up on Hollywood. The 3 good girls gang up on Matilda, throwing her out of the ring. Americana & Hollywood fight. Matilda and Fiji slap each other in the face. But the two Giant Fighters have remained tied together by the leather strap. There is a tug of war from the 3 good girls vs. the 3 bad girls. Fiji cleverly sets them up, she lets the power struggle begin, and then she just lets go, leaving Matilda to slip out of the strap. Fiji and the good girls win this one. But there will be revenge in the next fight.
Soul Patrol Skits, more Ashley, and some Royal Hawaiian skits. Then there is the proverbial pie in the face delivered by the bad girl’s manager Aunt Kitty into David Mclane’s face. (This is one of my favorite things to see. Matilda really hates David McClane!